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Chicken Jokes

What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? She was tickled to death!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down!

Why don't chickens like people? They beat eggs!

Why did the rooster run away? He was chicken!

What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!

Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep!

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? She lays hand gren-eggs!

What happened when the chicken ate cement? She laid a sidewalk!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? She kicked the bucket!

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